The Middle Aged Mom’s Guide to Not Losing Her Shit

A Safe Space For Moms

Do you ever look at your kids and think “WTF was I thinking”?

Does the sound of your adult child’s text tone send you into a fetal position?

Do the words “Ask Your Mother” immediately spark homicidal thoughts towards your significant other?

Welcome Home!

About My Blog

I am a 52 year old mother of five adult children, ranging in age from 24 to 34. I love my kids, don’t get that wrong. But holy shit, they’re just as exhausting now as when they were little! If you are a young mother reading this, counting down the days until your youngest turns 18, just go grab a bottle of wine now because I’m about to wreck some shit for you (but in a humorous and endearing way, I hope).

Women Supporting Women

How many times have you had mom guilt just for thoughts you’ve had? This is a guilt free zone! We all love our kids, young or old. But this is a place we can be honest about the little assholes we have put forth into this world.

You Do You!!

We spend way too much of our lives trying to be what other people need us to be, whether that’s a mom, wife, employee, daughter. Not here! This is a place for us to be us! As long as we treat each other with respect and empathy, no other fucks should be given here!